Three sentence fic: Putin/Strelnikov; Soviets rule the world AU
Anonymous

hatepig:

You motherfucker. <russian>

"IS GLORIOUS, IS IT NOT, COMRADE" The drunken soldier was waving his rifle in the air, sitting on the bar.

Putin stared, befuddled. <Who is he? How did he get in here?> His men shrugged, just as baffled, before strong fists laid them to the ground.

"YOU ARE PRETTY FOR A MAN. DO NOT WORRY, I LEARNING HOW TO BE SAFE IN THE CHECHNYA. VODKA MAKE GOOD LUBE."

Dude the gamecube sucked
Anonymous

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

poogzilla:

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE

foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

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